Spider-Man after a hard night at work (Japan)

Spider-Man seems to be down on his luck these days. Not much crime in Japan compared to New York. What's a super-hero to do? DRINK! That's right! Spider-Man is a drunk! Just look at him passed out on the ground. Too drunk to put on the rest of his costume. He can't even keep in shape with all that drinking. I hope Batman is doing better in this economy....